Keys and surfing - Where to stash them?
One place is inside your leash pocket.
A second place is tied to your trunks - inside pocket.
Another is some unobvious place on your car.
Is there an unobvious place? Probably not.......
Be creative because every answer has already been used.
Pray to the surf Gods to protect you.
Drive vehicles that speak volumes of your condition - POOR.
Rid yourself of surf racks and stickers.
Place dummy keys all around the car.
Hope this helps - enjoy surfing more - leave the doors unlocked and your valuables home. Just go surfing.